@Netflix please stop trying to promote amy schumer to me. please. i’m begging you. i don’t know who i hurt in a past life to deserve this or what i’ve watched that makes you think i would willingly sit through anything she has created but please make it go away i don’t want to look at her
i’m nine years old. my mother wants me to come inside, it’s getting dark. i’m out on the turf, desperately trying to scrape my knees. she doesn’t know how to tell me i never will
sure, she had legs in all right places, but did she have any knees
You ever think about the kind of guy who makes a cursed amulet? Like, “ooh hoo hoo, whoever puts this on is gonna have a nasty surprise!” Get a real hobby.
